weinerking404's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Awesome's Edge]

...Where's the movie?

All I'm getting right now is a screen that says the movie's not working, and I'm pretty sure it loaded well enough. Did you even do the movie? By now, I doubt it.

idiot-monarch responds:

Strange. Must be some glitch. Try refreshing or clearing you cache or something.

[LL - 4 Adventurers]

Are you kidding?

The animation was good enough, but all it was was an adventure intro and the rest was a pointless Rick Roll parody. I think you might be able to do better than that.

Isterbandet responds:

That's how explosive rolls!

[cube field]

Pointless.

Just some random cube structure? Why? Wh-What was the pont? This animation is a waste of bytes. This animation bytes.
Heh heh.
Bytes.
Bites.
Anyway, certainly worse than anythng I could do.
Maybe not worse than what I've already done, but pretty bad.

RedPlatinum responds:

there is no point... that is why i made it :P

[The Life of Something]

Not the worst I've seen, but definitely not the be

st.
First off, the animation wasn't too eye-pleasing, and the stage transitions could use a little work.
Secondly, he was holding the hamburger at the drive trhu after he ate it. Unless he bought two, it's a sign that you're not really a good animator.
Thirdly, the music was sort of annoying. Pick better music next time.
Fourthly, it's obvious that Something Else was just a recolored Something. When you have two random characters, they should be different types.

In short, The part wth him admiring his "muscles" in the mirror while still spraying his butt were some sort of funny (albeit probably unintentional), but overall not good.

UberMan5000 responds:

It's so cute how everyone thinks this was a serious effort that I messed up accidentally rather than on purpose. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

[What All OldPeople Can Do]

In response to duh1337ness' coldhearted review...

I can't beleive you just said that. This is actually hilarious! The old guy taking 2 days to walk across the room, the sudden gymnastics flips and hoopty-hoops, the return to the walker, It's better than some of the things I've seen around here (Coughnewgroundsrumble2cough cough isjustabunchoffruitwankerscough).
And in response to the cat, it's dead. The cat is dead. That's why it didn't move for 2 days.

DonkeysBazooka responds:

well.... actually the cat did move....

and anyway, i think newgrounds rumble is a pretty good game... but the fact that its a game makes it kinda of uncomparable to this. thanks for the support, though :-)

[Zelda's Quest]

Ha! Hitler in a dress

The animation was pretty good, but the humor was all over the place. It was like you couldn't stay on one thing for 30 seconds. And to that I say... Marvelous! Simply Spectacular! You just captured the spirit of... Of... Well, you've captured the spirit of SOMETHING, That's for sure. But I have to say that this flash is absolutely fantastic!
(To be said in a British accent.)

BrerSteve responds:

yes, I've been trying to figure out precisely what "spirit" I've captured...

and I read your review out loud while using a british accent. Review gained 10 points.