weinerking404's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[What All OldPeople Can Do]

In response to duh1337ness' coldhearted review...

I can't beleive you just said that. This is actually hilarious! The old guy taking 2 days to walk across the room, the sudden gymnastics flips and hoopty-hoops, the return to the walker, It's better than some of the things I've seen around here (Coughnewgroundsrumble2cough cough isjustabunchoffruitwankerscough).
And in response to the cat, it's dead. The cat is dead. That's why it didn't move for 2 days.

DonkeysBazooka responds:

well.... actually the cat did move....

and anyway, i think newgrounds rumble is a pretty good game... but the fact that its a game makes it kinda of uncomparable to this. thanks for the support, though :-)

[Zelda's Quest]

Ha! Hitler in a dress

The animation was pretty good, but the humor was all over the place. It was like you couldn't stay on one thing for 30 seconds. And to that I say... Marvelous! Simply Spectacular! You just captured the spirit of... Of... Well, you've captured the spirit of SOMETHING, That's for sure. But I have to say that this flash is absolutely fantastic!
(To be said in a British accent.)

BrerSteve responds:

yes, I've been trying to figure out precisely what "spirit" I've captured...

and I read your review out loud while using a british accent. Review gained 10 points.

[X-Men: Death Becomes Them]

It's funny because it's true.

You are totally correct. I can never keep track of how m,any times those suckers die. Wolverine could be dying sixty-three times in the same comic book and I could say, "well, woopty-doo. He's dead again." Then someone else could say, "Maybe he'll stay dead this time." Then I could say, "Nah, he'll be back on his feet in no time." Those comic books make no sense at all.

[Innania Pom (episode 2)]

My mom thought you said "Blonde Squad."

Absolutely Marvelous. Two complaints, though:
1) The character don't have names. Until you give them names, I'm gonna call the Froglike one "Polywedge," The gray one with sticklike arms "Jebley," and the one with no limbseseses (Reference to The previous episode) "Leonard."
2) Not enough episodes. Two episodes is never enough. Trust me.

And to prevent any comments about me living with my parents, I'm 14 years old and therefore am not old enough to move out.

[Less Than Three]

... What in the...

The music was catchy, The animation wasn't half bad, the basic premise was... Understandable... But why would there be so many warp points? Wouldn't they be able to avoid them? Weird.

[TANKMEN]

What IS Sally short for anyway?

Animation is keen, Humor is top notch (Heard in background: "Hey! Hey, guys! I just heard I'm gonna be a dad!" And then he gets shot in the head. Instant classic), and the characters are simply... Simpl... Gonna have to make up a word... "Vkasdic." The characters are simply "Vcasdic." Great job.

[kenya]

Ooh! Ooh! I want a free snorkel!

I would not change a thing about this animation. It's just wonderful. With the lions... And the Tigers... And, eh, the giraffes... And... The Zehbras... Who needs norway anyway?

[Owls]

Very nice song.

Excellent Animation, very nice song. Poifect Score. Plus I had no idea that Simon Cowell Was king of the beavers! Gasp of all trades! In short, don't change anything. Not a thing. In fact, if you make the slightest change in this video, I will find you and I will gnaw on your eyebrows. I will.

[Storytime: Church Flowers]

I can't spill the punchline here.

The art is great. Also, I heard this one joke that's similair to this, only it involves Mafia members. The punchline is this:
"Only Hugh can prevent florist friars."
Not much different from the show. Er, toon.

[Salad Fingers Episode 5]

If only I knew what it was like to be this insane.

Totally marvelous. The lead charactar is totally crazy. Either he's got brain damage, or he's got a mental disorder, or something. Absolutely Splendid.